They Can’t Get It Right

Two men at the beach are immersed in play by play commentary about the surf – it looks like a washing machine today. One sports a torn, surfbrand t-shirt, the other a wetsuit down to his waist (reveals a mat of grey hair).

One states that his partner’s sons are fuckwits, both done for speeding, they can’t get it right. The other states that all youths are fuckwits these days and yeah, they can’t get it right.

Surf-shirt man drives off in his 4WD, seat-belt caught in the door. Wetsuit man zips up, grabs his board and limps to the surf.