A girl is sitting on the beach when a man approaches her:
“You should take your socks off, feel the sand in your toes. That’s why Jesus wore sandals, could feel the sand in his toes; brought him down to Earth.
Wonder what that pole there is attached to? Bet it goes right to the bottom of the ocean. Or maybe it goes right up to the sky but we can’t see it. It’s an alien’s fishing rod. Give ’em a bite hey; tug, tug!”
He wanders down the beach; she removes her socks, plants her feet in the sand.