Guest post by Theo Finucane

Ted blew the pumpkin candle light out and headed to bed. A few seconds passed when the pumpkin reignited with an extremely evil smile. The rubber rat suddenly became alive. The pumpkin hopped on the rat’s back. They summoned Batty the Bat, who had been hanging over the door of the sitting room. Tonight was Halloween. The clock struck midnight.

They made their way to Ted’s bedroom. The pumpkin cackled. Ted would have thought it was trick or treaters. He turned over in his sleep. The creatures from Hell blew the door open gently. They introduced him to his demise.