I’ve got a time machine. It’s one built in the seventies, you have to insert a coin. Then you hop in, set the time/date button and off you go to your past.
It’s a bit dodgy, sometimes it chooses it’s own adventure. You think you’ve got the controls but all of a sudden you’re lost or abandoned. Have to jump ship, barter with the captain maybe hack away a few branches to find your destination.
Funny thing is, when I get there, it always looks different. Makes me wonder if I’d been there before at all.
Like déjà vu.