Purple Haze

The baby is purple. How can it be purple? I’ve never slept with a purple person before. It’s not that I’m racist, I’m not racist. I would sleep with a purple person if I was attracted to them and if I happened to continue the relationship with a purple person I may end up having their purple baby. But from what I recall, his father was white. His father was definitely white.

Look doctor, his skin is purple. Doctor tell me, how did I make a purple baby?

Doctor please, tell me, how did I make my baby purple?