Garden Gnome

The garden gnome resisted wiggling his nose at the smell of the coolant.
She walked inside cradling shopping bags.
“What’ve you been doing all day considering you haven’t been cleaning?”
“I’ve completed our tax dear.”
“Well who left this box of biscuits in the bathroom?”
“Darling, it was probably those annoying garden gnomes from next door.”
“Hardyhar.ย And I guess the garden gnomes are responsible for the piss on the toilet seat too?”
He grabbed a beer and hid on the front veranda and pondered the likelihood of his garden gnome having left his fly open over a manufacturing error.