The doctor met his team in the prep room.

“There’s a problem. We need to perform a coffeeostomy.”

One nurse gasped.

“The patient is showing symptoms of stress, fatigue and confusion. You could even go as far as saying he is discombobulated.”

“I’ll prep the machine,” one nurse said.

“And you, collect a spoon so I can extract caffeine from the beaker. Patient will be injected with twenty mills of glucose and forty of caffeine – double shot is necessary.”

“And diet Doctor?”

“Liquids only, milk and hot water as needed.”

“Yes Doctor.”

“Oh and, make sure patient is stirred well.”