Joan and Judy

Part Sixteen

Judy, clutched on to Joan’s eighty year old breasts as she scrambled from the floor, declaring, she put mushrooms in the pie! Magic mushrooms! They gave Mrs Moo mad cow disease and now you will have it too! Leroy crawled towards Dirk, hugging, his ankles whining like a dog. She’s the best pie maker in the world, I want more, Leroy wants more! More! Back off said the bikey or I’ll turn your face in to a lovely mashed potato and mushy-pea pie. Someone dropped to the ground and screamed, I hate fire crackers, I hate fire crackers!