Joan And Judy: The Finale

Part Twenty The bikey left town, the tourists returned to the city; however as predicted, Joan remained on her fence. Joan never mentioned a word regarding Mr Cummings’ death. After …

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Part Nineteen A bus full of tourists suddenly arrived; passengers were fanatically ticking off the thumbnail picture of a lemon pie on a tourist map of Pickleberry area. That’s Leroy …

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Part Eighteen The townsfolk of Pickleberry poured from the community hall like hot scrambled eggs from a Tupperware container. Mr Cummings stumbled over the gutter then hopped towards the town’s …

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Part Seventeen Suddenly Earl appeared, flicking something bristly between his hands. He screamed, Mrs Moo was murdered – I found her tail in the veggie patch! Judy lunged at Joan …

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Part Sixteen Judy, clutched on to Joan’s eighty year old breasts as she scrambled from the floor, declaring, she put mushrooms in the pie! Magic mushrooms! They gave Mrs Moo …

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Part Fifteen Joan scuffed her shoes along the fake cork tiles, puffing her palm under her perm, along the way. Mr Dirk, what a surprise! You know him? Asked Don. …

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Part Fourteen A Harley Davidson croaked in the parking bay in front of the community hall. The bikey swaggered up to the community hall, gave a pointless two-knock on the …

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Part Thirteen You have done it now, haven’t you Joan? I know what’s in your pie, you selfish cow! Judy threw herself on Joan and started punching Joan’s bony arms …

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Part Twelve The shock of Joan’s change of taste affected everyone. Some refused to try the pie and didn’t talk to Joan before leaving. Others, enjoyed the pie immensely and …

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Part Eleven Yes, Joan knew it was always better to keep her mouth closed, remain polite and stay on the fence during critical town discussions, especially on bake-off day. This …