Sunday Sesh: Hicks and Hiccups

“The grass is always greener on the other side”, said someone many years ago. “Well, take down the fence”, replied TLG. Thursday afternoon before Easter, I stormed out of work, …

Joan And Judy: The Finale

Part Twenty The bikey left town, the tourists returned to the city; however as predicted, Joan remained on her fence. Joan never mentioned a word regarding Mr Cummings’ death. After …

Joan And Judy

Part Nineteen A bus full of tourists suddenly arrived; passengers were fanatically ticking off the thumbnail picture of a lemon pie on a tourist map of Pickleberry area. That’s Leroy …

Joan And Judy

Part Eighteen The townsfolk of Pickleberry poured from the community hall like hot scrambled eggs from a Tupperware container. Mr Cummings stumbled over the gutter then hopped towards the town’s …

Joan and Judy

Part Sixteen Judy, clutched on to Joan’s eighty year old breasts as she scrambled from the floor, declaring, she put mushrooms in the pie! Magic mushrooms! They gave Mrs Moo …

Joan And Judy

Part Fifteen Joan scuffed her shoes along the fake cork tiles, puffing her palm under her perm, along the way. Mr Dirk, what a surprise! You know him? Asked Don. …

Joan And Judy

Part Thirteen You have done it now, haven’t you Joan? I know what’s in your pie, you selfish cow! Judy threw herself on Joan and started punching Joan’s bony arms …

Joan And Judy

Part Twelve The shock of Joan’s change of taste affected everyone. Some refused to try the pie and didn’t talk to Joan before leaving. Others, enjoyed the pie immensely and …

Joan And Judy

Part Eleven Yes, Joan knew it was always better to keep her mouth closed, remain polite and stay on the fence during critical town discussions, especially on bake-off day. This …