Mooove Over!

If I could draw funny pictures I would. My Far Side picture would be of a group of men in business suits scoffing short blacks, spitting grins, chuckling names and raising …

Curtain Call

[Curtain Rises.] Life’s funny isn’t it? Walking down the street yesterday on our way to see a new French movie, Olaf and I were discussing how we were shocked by …

One And All

Said the gecko to the fly, I’m sick of chasing you I don’t want to die, said the fly So ill stop running from you. Said the cat to the …

Jack

I met Jack, a while back, down at the tavern. He seemed busy looking for something in his schooner glass. All I could see was sediment. Jack, what’s it like? …

Bitch Hysteria

Instead of witches, we call them bitches. Irritable bitches. Complaining bitches. Whining, whinging, annoying bitches. Any emotion a man feels is given the excuse of being a man. What about …

The Wall

Are the students learning anything? They never listen. They show no respect. They can’t talk without swearing. They never show up, can’t assess them. Frankly, there’s no hope for them …

White Feather

Originally posted on itacacontest:
topic: BORDERS medium: TEXT I’m not going to send you a white feather, Because this could go on and on, forever. This isn’t Gods war This…