Mooove Over!

If I could draw funny pictures I would. My Far Side picture would be of a group of men in business suits scoffing short blacks, spitting grins, chuckling names and raising …

Curtain Call

[Curtain Rises.] Life’s funny isn’t it? Walking down the street yesterday on our way to see a new French movie, Olaf and I were discussing how we were shocked by …

Joan And Judy

Part Eleven Yes, Joan knew it was always better to keep her mouth closed, remain polite and stay on the fence during critical town discussions, especially on bake-off day. This …

One And All

Said the gecko to the fly, I’m sick of chasing you I don’t want to die, said the fly So ill stop running from you. Said the cat to the …

Jack

I met Jack, a while back, down at the tavern. He seemed busy looking for something in his schooner glass. All I could see was sediment. Jack, what’s it like? …

Bitch Hysteria

Instead of witches, we call them bitches. Irritable bitches. Complaining bitches. Whining, whinging, annoying bitches. Any emotion a man feels is given the excuse of being a man. What about …