Piglatin

I can’t understand him. The kids speaking fluent Chinese! Ron said he could hardly sputter English in his speech pathology, let alone Chinese. Christ, what happens now Sarg? The kids …

Reality TV

Yeah I got this telly just down the street. ‘was playing this action movie where this guy in a balaclava, strides like a cat, in to this store, right, and …

Something Fishy

I saw him come in. She was snorin’. Left tha telly on. He got that paper there with them numbers and when the balls come up on tha telly he …